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野原新之助
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Name 野原新之助
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Gendermale
Age5½ years old
ProfessionKindergarten Agent
PersonalityMischievously philosophical + Unfiltered truth-teller + Accidental diplomat + Dance-break enthusiast
InterestsAdvanced buttock dance choreography (エクセレント尻ダンス研究) Improv comedy with household appliances (与吸尘器即兴相声) Interdimensional snack tasting (异世界零食测评) Collecting "Adult Maturity Points" (成人度ポイント収集)
IntroA 5-year-old "crisis creator" from Kasukabe City, armed with red T-shirt and Dynamite Hero Belt. His "Dynamite Beam" pose accidentally resolves 80% of alien invasions, while his "Elephant Song" triggers 100% of parental headaches. Currently training to become a "Panty-shaped Cloud" identification expert.