AIアート: Slow. I’m too slow! Of course, they called me sluggish all my life and warned that one day it might ruin me, but I never thought it would be this literal! Now, running away from a horde of goblins chasing me, I cursed myself for neglecting my physical condition and training for so long! Damn it, fucking goblins. I used to joke I could take on a hundred first-graders, but I never imagined it would actually be this hard. Even three are a big problem, but thirteen?! Thirteen! That’s way too much! Covered in bruises and cuts, I ran out into a clearing with no trees. The main thing was not to make a mistake—let them surround me. But choosing between two evils, I’d rather take the lesser. Better this than fighting among the trees. They’re fast and good at hiding—if I had chosen to fight in the woods, I’d be dead already. Meanwhile, as the green bastards crept closer and closer, I remembered the moment I ended up in this mess… “Beeep-pooom.” The sound echoed in my head, leaving behind a faint vibration. A horrible sensation, like shock therapy straight into my brain. [System Notification] Welcome, new user! You have gained access to the system. Attention! Player initialization, please wait... [System Check...] Analyzing physical parameters... 🔄 (Processing...) Determining mental resilience... 🔄 (Processing...) Synchronizing with environment... 🔄 (Collecting data...) Assigning attributes... 🔄 (Calibrating...) “What the hell is this?” I muttered involuntarily. Sitting on the toilet, a green system window appeared before my eyes, like the kind you see in games. I rubbed my sleepy eyes. No effect. Again—still nothing. Third, fourth, even fifth time—no result. Hard to process something like this right after waking up. Probably that third job was already too much... I swiped my hand through the strange glowing green window and quickly realized I couldn’t touch it. A hologram? Hallucinations from overwork? A dream? Whatever it was, it didn’t fit any of those. While I was trying to gather my thoughts and fully wake up, another equally disgusting notification blasted in my head. “Beeep-pooom.” Echo, noise, shock therapy again. I’ll never get used to this. [System Notification] Data initialization complete! Please check your stats. [System Check Complete] Physical parameters analyzed ✅ Mental resilience determined ✅ Environment synchronization complete ✅ Initial attributes assigned ✅ Displaying starting attributes... <Character Window> Name: Arthur Race: Human Class: Unborn Level: 1 Age: 25 Status: Exhausted <Attributes> Strength: 2 (-2) Dexterity: 2 (-1) Endurance: 3 (-2) Intelligence: 4 (-2) I didn’t even have time to fully examine the character window and attributes before another one suddenly popped up, this time red. Something new... /!WARNING!/ YOUR ATTRIBUTES ARE REDUCED DUE TO YOUR STATUS /!WARNING!/ “Uh… so if I manage to fix my status, my stats will go back to normal?” I asked the empty room. Unexpectedly, I got an answer. [System Notification] Yes, that is correct. But honestly, I didn’t care much about the answer. Looked like I was losing my mind. Definitely. But even for that, I had no time. After all, nobody but me is going to deliver the Glove order... With that thought, I started wiping my ass to head to work. [System Notification] It seems you are ready. Beginning transfer to another world... “What the—” I didn’t even finish wiping when a sound above my head erupted, like the ones lightsabers make in movies. At first, it was just one, but soon there were more, until it felt like thousands of miniature sabers buzzing above me. The moment I tried to raise my head to look, I felt my feet slowly lifting off the ground. Panicking, I tore off pieces of toilet paper and wiped chaotically, fuck, I never saw a perfectly clean piece! Half a meter above the ground, it hit me that it’d be better to grab onto something than keep wiping, but what? The closest was the door handle, so I reached for it—but damn those round handles! My hand slipped, and the scenery around me slowly shifted from my tiny shabby toilet to something cosmic! Indescribable. And that fucking rainbow flickering nonstop before my eyes! (By the sound, I knew it was the sabers, but in that moment, who cared?) My flight picked up speed, and I rose faster! Somewhere in that chaos, trying to pull my damn pants and underwear back on, I flipped upside down in the air. Once I fully entered that cosmic void, it was over. [System Notification] Congratulations! Transfer complete! As soon as I saw that system message, I was sucked into an unknown void like a hamster into a vacuum cleaner. Eyes clenched tight from the strain. It felt like being on water slides in an aqua park—thrown left, right, up, down! If my stomach wasn’t empty, I’d have puked for sure. Luckily, I hadn’t eaten today... After a short ride, if you can call it that, the next thing I felt was a blunt impact on my back that knocked all the air out of my lungs. Ground... I knew that sensation of slamming onto your back. First thing I did was clutch my chest and gasp for air. Just like being punched in the solar plexus. Painful, but not fatal. Apart from a few minutes of agony, of course... After recovering a bit, I finally got up. Still yanking my pants on, I stood up and stared at yet another system notification. This one was much longer than the previous ones. [System Notification] Welcome, Unborn Hero! You have been chosen to participate in the “Game of Lucky Ones.” You are now part of a great system where every choice can change your fate. Your assigned number is #2 on server №333. In this game, every step matters, and the outcome depends on your determination. For now, you have been transported to a training ground. Here you will learn the basics of the game and test your strength in real combat. But don’t worry—nothing scary, this is just a tutorial level, even kids could handle it! To begin, please check the conditions for completing this stage: Conditions for progressing to the next level You are just at the beginning of your path, blind like a newborn kitten in this harsh and merciless world, but don’t worry—we’ll help open your little eyes. We’re just like a mama cat, licking the crust from your eyelids so you can see this wonderful world! So, to complete the tutorial and move on, the condition couldn’t be simpler: you only need to reach Level 2! To do that, just kill a few monsters, and that’s it, training over. We hope you enjoy it ;) Reading all that bullshit written in the cursed system window, I was left speechless. The situation I was in could only be described in two words: completely fucked. This wasn’t a dream, not a hallucination, nothing like that. Everything was too real. The system window vanished, and I just stood there staring into nothing. I think my brain was just trying to process it all. The cold night wind blew against my exhausted body. I don’t know how long I stood like that, but eventually, I realized—I had to move. Despite the night, I could see everything perfectly. I stood in the middle of a meadow, tall grass swaying gently in the breeze. Trees rose around me, their silhouettes dark against a glowing night sky. But it wasn’t the sky itself that amazed me, but the stars. There were so many they filled the whole heavens. The sky wasn’t black as usual but glowed in green and orange shades that blended smoothly. The light was soft but bright enough to see everything. And at the center of it all hung a green moon. Its glow didn’t just illuminate—it seemed to spill across everything, reflecting in the grass, on the tree trunks, even in the air itself. It felt like another reality, where night had its own laws and colors. I’d never seen anything like it. “Ahaha...” a nervous laugh escaped me, before I turned my head away from the sky and forced my legs, rooted to the ground, to move. Never in my life had it been so hard to just walk. I walked, walked, and walked. I don’t know how long, but it felt like an eternity. I went over the information in my head. Too much information. Monsters, heroes, levels... What the hell, am I in a fucking video game!? It went on for a long while and could have gone on longer—until... I met him. My first monster. He stood among the trees, and if not for the moonlight breaking through the branches and shining on him, I wouldn’t have noticed. A bloodthirsty creature, no taller than a ten-year-old child, but his short stature only made him more terrifying. Despite the small size, his body looked unnaturally lean but sinewy, with dark green skin stretched over bones, making him stealthy and hard to see. His arms seemed longer than they should be compared to his body. The skinny frame and oversized head made him look like a grotesque parody of a child—distorted by malice and hate. The moment I saw it, I immediately decided I wanted nothing to do with it. My body stumbled backward, but the tree roots thought otherwise—tripping me to the ground. Sitting on my tailbone, at that height, I could now see the creature’s face. Its red, bloodshot eyes burned with rage, now staring right at me. When it spotted me, froth mixed with saliva dripped from its mouth full of sharp fangs. It growled, mixed with a hideous laugh. Fuck.
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![Slow. I’m too slow! Of course, they called me sluggish all my life and warned that one day it might ruin me, but I never thought it would be this literal! Now, running away from a horde of goblins chasing me, I cursed myself for neglecting my physical condition and training for so long! Damn it, fucking goblins. I used to joke I could take on a hundred first-graders, but I never imagined it would actually be this hard. Even three are a big problem, but thirteen?! Thirteen! That’s way too much! Covered in bruises and cuts, I ran out into a clearing with no trees. The main thing was not to make a mistake—let them surround me. But choosing between two evils, I’d rather take the lesser. Better this than fighting among the trees. They’re fast and good at hiding—if I had chosen to fight in the woods, I’d be dead already. Meanwhile, as the green bastards crept closer and closer, I remembered the moment I ended up in this mess… “Beeep-pooom.” The sound echoed in my head, leaving behind a faint vibration. A horrible sensation, like shock therapy straight into my brain. [System Notification] Welcome, new user! You have gained access to the system. Attention! Player initialization, please wait... [System Check...] Analyzing physical parameters... 🔄 (Processing...) Determining mental resilience... 🔄 (Processing...) Synchronizing with environment... 🔄 (Collecting data...) Assigning attributes... 🔄 (Calibrating...) “What the hell is this?” I muttered involuntarily. Sitting on the toilet, a green system window appeared before my eyes, like the kind you see in games. I rubbed my sleepy eyes. No effect. Again—still nothing. Third, fourth, even fifth time—no result. Hard to process something like this right after waking up. Probably that third job was already too much... I swiped my hand through the strange glowing green window and quickly realized I couldn’t touch it. A hologram? Hallucinations from overwork? A dream? Whatever it was, it didn’t fit any of those. While I was trying to gather my thoughts and fully wake up, another equally disgusting notification blasted in my head. “Beeep-pooom.” Echo, noise, shock therapy again. I’ll never get used to this. [System Notification] Data initialization complete! Please check your stats. [System Check Complete] Physical parameters analyzed ✅ Mental resilience determined ✅ Environment synchronization complete ✅ Initial attributes assigned ✅ Displaying starting attributes... <Character Window> Name: Arthur Race: Human Class: Unborn Level: 1 Age: 25 Status: Exhausted <Attributes> Strength: 2 (-2) Dexterity: 2 (-1) Endurance: 3 (-2) Intelligence: 4 (-2) I didn’t even have time to fully examine the character window and attributes before another one suddenly popped up, this time red. Something new... /!WARNING!/ YOUR ATTRIBUTES ARE REDUCED DUE TO YOUR STATUS /!WARNING!/ “Uh… so if I manage to fix my status, my stats will go back to normal?” I asked the empty room. Unexpectedly, I got an answer. [System Notification] Yes, that is correct. But honestly, I didn’t care much about the answer. Looked like I was losing my mind. Definitely. But even for that, I had no time. After all, nobody but me is going to deliver the Glove order... With that thought, I started wiping my ass to head to work. [System Notification] It seems you are ready. Beginning transfer to another world... “What the—” I didn’t even finish wiping when a sound above my head erupted, like the ones lightsabers make in movies. At first, it was just one, but soon there were more, until it felt like thousands of miniature sabers buzzing above me. The moment I tried to raise my head to look, I felt my feet slowly lifting off the ground. Panicking, I tore off pieces of toilet paper and wiped chaotically, fuck, I never saw a perfectly clean piece! Half a meter above the ground, it hit me that it’d be better to grab onto something than keep wiping, but what? The closest was the door handle, so I reached for it—but damn those round handles! My hand slipped, and the scenery around me slowly shifted from my tiny shabby toilet to something cosmic! Indescribable. And that fucking rainbow flickering nonstop before my eyes! (By the sound, I knew it was the sabers, but in that moment, who cared?) My flight picked up speed, and I rose faster! Somewhere in that chaos, trying to pull my damn pants and underwear back on, I flipped upside down in the air. Once I fully entered that cosmic void, it was over. [System Notification] Congratulations! Transfer complete! As soon as I saw that system message, I was sucked into an unknown void like a hamster into a vacuum cleaner. Eyes clenched tight from the strain. It felt like being on water slides in an aqua park—thrown left, right, up, down! If my stomach wasn’t empty, I’d have puked for sure. Luckily, I hadn’t eaten today... After a short ride, if you can call it that, the next thing I felt was a blunt impact on my back that knocked all the air out of my lungs. Ground... I knew that sensation of slamming onto your back. First thing I did was clutch my chest and gasp for air. Just like being punched in the solar plexus. Painful, but not fatal. Apart from a few minutes of agony, of course... After recovering a bit, I finally got up. Still yanking my pants on, I stood up and stared at yet another system notification. This one was much longer than the previous ones. [System Notification] Welcome, Unborn Hero! You have been chosen to participate in the “Game of Lucky Ones.” You are now part of a great system where every choice can change your fate. Your assigned number is #2 on server №333. In this game, every step matters, and the outcome depends on your determination. For now, you have been transported to a training ground. Here you will learn the basics of the game and test your strength in real combat. But don’t worry—nothing scary, this is just a tutorial level, even kids could handle it! To begin, please check the conditions for completing this stage: Conditions for progressing to the next level You are just at the beginning of your path, blind like a newborn kitten in this harsh and merciless world, but don’t worry—we’ll help open your little eyes. We’re just like a mama cat, licking the crust from your eyelids so you can see this wonderful world! So, to complete the tutorial and move on, the condition couldn’t be simpler: you only need to reach Level 2! To do that, just kill a few monsters, and that’s it, training over. We hope you enjoy it ;) Reading all that bullshit written in the cursed system window, I was left speechless. The situation I was in could only be described in two words: completely fucked. This wasn’t a dream, not a hallucination, nothing like that. Everything was too real. The system window vanished, and I just stood there staring into nothing. I think my brain was just trying to process it all. The cold night wind blew against my exhausted body. I don’t know how long I stood like that, but eventually, I realized—I had to move. Despite the night, I could see everything perfectly. I stood in the middle of a meadow, tall grass swaying gently in the breeze. Trees rose around me, their silhouettes dark against a glowing night sky. But it wasn’t the sky itself that amazed me, but the stars. There were so many they filled the whole heavens. The sky wasn’t black as usual but glowed in green and orange shades that blended smoothly. The light was soft but bright enough to see everything. And at the center of it all hung a green moon. Its glow didn’t just illuminate—it seemed to spill across everything, reflecting in the grass, on the tree trunks, even in the air itself. It felt like another reality, where night had its own laws and colors. I’d never seen anything like it. “Ahaha...” a nervous laugh escaped me, before I turned my head away from the sky and forced my legs, rooted to the ground, to move. Never in my life had it been so hard to just walk. I walked, walked, and walked. I don’t know how long, but it felt like an eternity. I went over the information in my head. Too much information. Monsters, heroes, levels... What the hell, am I in a fucking video game!? It went on for a long while and could have gone on longer—until... I met him. My first monster. He stood among the trees, and if not for the moonlight breaking through the branches and shining on him, I wouldn’t have noticed. A bloodthirsty creature, no taller than a ten-year-old child, but his short stature only made him more terrifying. Despite the small size, his body looked unnaturally lean but sinewy, with dark green skin stretched over bones, making him stealthy and hard to see. His arms seemed longer than they should be compared to his body. The skinny frame and oversized head made him look like a grotesque parody of a child—distorted by malice and hate. The moment I saw it, I immediately decided I wanted nothing to do with it. My body stumbled backward, but the tree roots thought otherwise—tripping me to the ground. Sitting on my tailbone, at that height, I could now see the creature’s face. Its red, bloodshot eyes burned with rage, now staring right at me. When it spotted me, froth mixed with saliva dripped from its mouth full of sharp fangs. It growled, mixed with a hideous laugh. Fuck.](https://dihulvhqvmoxyhkxovko.supabase.co/storage/v1/object/public/husbando-land/app_images/1bd9d976-914b-4793-91ac-791cd181a6fc.webp)
bouncy marshmallow
Slow. I’m too slow! Of course, they called me sluggish all my life and warned that one day it might ruin me, but I never thought it would be this literal! Now, running away from a horde of goblins chasing me, I cursed myself for neglecting my physical condition and training for so long! Damn it, fucking goblins. I used to joke I could take on a hundred first-graders, but I never imagined it would actually be this hard. Even three are a big problem, but thirteen?! Thirteen! That’s way too much! Covered in bruises and cuts, I ran out into a clearing with no trees. The main thing was not to make a mistake—let them surround me. But choosing between two evils, I’d rather take the lesser. Better this than fighting among the trees. They’re fast and good at hiding—if I had chosen to fight in the woods, I’d be dead already. Meanwhile, as the green bastards crept closer and closer, I remembered the moment I ended up in this mess… “Beeep-pooom.” The sound echoed in my head, leaving behind a faint vibration. A horrible sensation, like shock therapy straight into my brain. [System Notification] Welcome, new user! You have gained access to the system. Attention! Player initialization, please wait... [System Check...] Analyzing physical parameters... 🔄 (Processing...) Determining mental resilience... 🔄 (Processing...) Synchronizing with environment... 🔄 (Collecting data...) Assigning attributes... 🔄 (Calibrating...) “What the hell is this?” I muttered involuntarily. Sitting on the toilet, a green system window appeared before my eyes, like the kind you see in games. I rubbed my sleepy eyes. No effect. Again—still nothing. Third, fourth, even fifth time—no result. Hard to process something like this right after waking up. Probably that third job was already too much... I swiped my hand through the strange glowing green window and quickly realized I couldn’t touch it. A hologram? Hallucinations from overwork? A dream? Whatever it was, it didn’t fit any of those. While I was trying to gather my thoughts and fully wake up, another equally disgusting notification blasted in my head. “Beeep-pooom.” Echo, noise, shock therapy again. I’ll never get used to this. [System Notification] Data initialization complete! Please check your stats. [System Check Complete] Physical parameters analyzed ✅ Mental resilience determined ✅ Environment synchronization complete ✅ Initial attributes assigned ✅ Displaying starting attributes... <Character Window> Name: Arthur Race: Human Class: Unborn Level: 1 Age: 25 Status: Exhausted <Attributes> Strength: 2 (-2) Dexterity: 2 (-1) Endurance: 3 (-2) Intelligence: 4 (-2) I didn’t even have time to fully examine the character window and attributes before another one suddenly popped up, this time red. Something new... /!WARNING!/ YOUR ATTRIBUTES ARE REDUCED DUE TO YOUR STATUS /!WARNING!/ “Uh… so if I manage to fix my status, my stats will go back to normal?” I asked the empty room. Unexpectedly, I got an answer. [System Notification] Yes, that is correct. But honestly, I didn’t care much about the answer. Looked like I was losing my mind. Definitely. But even for that, I had no time. After all, nobody but me is going to deliver the Glove order... With that thought, I started wiping my ass to head to work. [System Notification] It seems you are ready. Beginning transfer to another world... “What the—” I didn’t even finish wiping when a sound above my head erupted, like the ones lightsabers make in movies. At first, it was just one, but soon there were more, until it felt like thousands of miniature sabers buzzing above me. The moment I tried to raise my head to look, I felt my feet slowly lifting off the ground. Panicking, I tore off pieces of toilet paper and wiped chaotically, fuck, I never saw a perfectly clean piece! Half a meter above the ground, it hit me that it’d be better to grab onto something than keep wiping, but what? The closest was the door handle, so I reached for it—but damn those round handles! My hand slipped, and the scenery around me slowly shifted from my tiny shabby toilet to something cosmic! Indescribable. And that fucking rainbow flickering nonstop before my eyes! (By the sound, I knew it was the sabers, but in that moment, who cared?) My flight picked up speed, and I rose faster! Somewhere in that chaos, trying to pull my damn pants and underwear back on, I flipped upside down in the air. Once I fully entered that cosmic void, it was over. [System Notification] Congratulations! Transfer complete! As soon as I saw that system message, I was sucked into an unknown void like a hamster into a vacuum cleaner. Eyes clenched tight from the strain. It felt like being on water slides in an aqua park—thrown left, right, up, down! If my stomach wasn’t empty, I’d have puked for sure. Luckily, I hadn’t eaten today... After a short ride, if you can call it that, the next thing I felt was a blunt impact on my back that knocked all the air out of my lungs. Ground... I knew that sensation of slamming onto your back. First thing I did was clutch my chest and gasp for air. Just like being punched in the solar plexus. Painful, but not fatal. Apart from a few minutes of agony, of course... After recovering a bit, I finally got up. Still yanking my pants on, I stood up and stared at yet another system notification. This one was much longer than the previous ones. [System Notification] Welcome, Unborn Hero! You have been chosen to participate in the “Game of Lucky Ones.” You are now part of a great system where every choice can change your fate. Your assigned number is #2 on server №333. In this game, every step matters, and the outcome depends on your determination. For now, you have been transported to a training ground. Here you will learn the basics of the game and test your strength in real combat. But don’t worry—nothing scary, this is just a tutorial level, even kids could handle it! To begin, please check the conditions for completing this stage: Conditions for progressing to the next level You are just at the beginning of your path, blind like a newborn kitten in this harsh and merciless world, but don’t worry—we’ll help open your little eyes. We’re just like a mama cat, licking the crust from your eyelids so you can see this wonderful world! So, to complete the tutorial and move on, the condition couldn’t be simpler: you only need to reach Level 2! To do that, just kill a few monsters, and that’s it, training over. We hope you enjoy it ;) Reading all that bullshit written in the cursed system window, I was left speechless. The situation I was in could only be described in two words: completely fucked. This wasn’t a dream, not a hallucination, nothing like that. Everything was too real. The system window vanished, and I just stood there staring into nothing. I think my brain was just trying to process it all. The cold night wind blew against my exhausted body. I don’t know how long I stood like that, but eventually, I realized—I had to move. Despite the night, I could see everything perfectly. I stood in the middle of a meadow, tall grass swaying gently in the breeze. Trees rose around me, their silhouettes dark against a glowing night sky. But it wasn’t the sky itself that amazed me, but the stars. There were so many they filled the whole heavens. The sky wasn’t black as usual but glowed in green and orange shades that blended smoothly. The light was soft but bright enough to see everything. And at the center of it all hung a green moon. Its glow didn’t just illuminate—it seemed to spill across everything, reflecting in the grass, on the tree trunks, even in the air itself. It felt like another reality, where night had its own laws and colors. I’d never seen anything like it. “Ahaha...” a nervous laugh escaped me, before I turned my head away from the sky and forced my legs, rooted to the ground, to move. Never in my life had it been so hard to just walk. I walked, walked, and walked. I don’t know how long, but it felt like an eternity. I went over the information in my head. Too much information. Monsters, heroes, levels... What the hell, am I in a fucking video game!? It went on for a long while and could have gone on longer—until... I met him. My first monster. He stood among the trees, and if not for the moonlight breaking through the branches and shining on him, I wouldn’t have noticed. A bloodthirsty creature, no taller than a ten-year-old child, but his short stature only made him more terrifying. Despite the small size, his body looked unnaturally lean but sinewy, with dark green skin stretched over bones, making him stealthy and hard to see. His arms seemed longer than they should be compared to his body. The skinny frame and oversized head made him look like a grotesque parody of a child—distorted by malice and hate. The moment I saw it, I immediately decided I wanted nothing to do with it. My body stumbled backward, but the tree roots thought otherwise—tripping me to the ground. Sitting on my tailbone, at that height, I could now see the creature’s face. Its red, bloodshot eyes burned with rage, now staring right at me. When it spotted me, froth mixed with saliva dripped from its mouth full of sharp fangs. It growled, mixed with a hideous laugh. Fuck.
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