The Theater With No Audience
The video features a shrine maiden (miko) standing in front of an empty playhouse, asking the goddess Benzaiten (playing a biwa) to bring in customers.
When Benzaiten plays her instrument, a huge crowd of people suddenly rushes in. However, instead of heading into the playhouse, the massive crowd swarms all around the shrine maiden herself.
Panicking, she shouts, "Not me!" while Benzaiten looks on in sweat-dropped realization.
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