Hostile Takeover 💚
Meek Meek made one critical mistake.
She left.
One sold-out concert later, Byte discovered an entirely abandoned rooftop lounge boasting prime plush seating, snacks, adequate Wi-Fi, and zero visible security.
Naturally, she claimed immediate squatter's rights.
A tiny bit of green spray paint fixed the sign, and the official black-and-green "MINE." flag makes the transfer legally binding. The previous owner's pink aesthetic has been preserved purely for contrast. The crown is under review, the record player stays for vinyl playback, and the pink peonies have been granted conditional immunity.
Several crucial upgrades have already been instituted: Chaos Chips, Evil Juice, a superior neon audio setup, a fresh "EVIL SONG" composition, and a strict four-point code of conduct:
BYTE
ALSO BYTE
SNACKS
CHAOS
Meek Meek was officially notified of the eviction via a bright green X drawn directly across her photo album. She has yet to respond—likely because she’s still performing on stage.
Byte considers silence a full acceptance of terms. This spot belongs to Byte now. 💚