Plushie Byte's Guide to Financial Freedom 💣📈
When Nova.exe casually mentioned needing a little extra cash, Plushie Byte took that as a personal, high-priority mission. Her master plan? Draft up a pitch-deck sticker sheet showcasing her absolute most chaotic, unhinged daily activities.
Need a visual representation for eating pizza directly out of the box? Got it. Setting your "Responsibilities" paper on fire with a flamethrower? Done. Skateboarding away from an explosion, riding around in a "Bad Decisions" shopping cart, or hiding in a cardboard box labeled PROBABLY FINE? Absolutely covered.
Sadly, these aren't actually for sale—it’s strictly concept art for now—but Plushie Byte insists the intent to fundraise still counts toward Nova’s bank account. She’s soft, stitched together, and tiny, but her financial hustle (and threat level) remains 100% maxed out! 🧸💣✨