Scene: Trump and Obama find themselves stuck together in an elevator. Trump: (pushing the emergency button repeatedly) Believe me, this elevator is a disaster. It's the worst elevator in the history of elevators. I’ve been in the best elevators—golden ones! Tremendous! Obama: (leaning back, arms crossed) Relax, Donald. It’s an elevator, not a presidential debate. No need to make it a campaign ad. Trump: Campaign ad? Oh, I don’t need one. My name alone is enough. It’s on hotels, steaks, water—what’s next, elevators? Obama: (smirks) You’re right. If the elevator had your name, we’d be stuck in the lobby forever. Trump: (gasps) That’s fake news. If it had my name, it would move so fast you wouldn’t even feel it. The best technology. The greatest. Obama: (points to the emergency button) Well, it seems your "best technology" is as stuck as your tweets at 3 a.m. Trump: (grins) Say what you want, Barack, but people love my tweets. They’re tremendous. Huge. Sometimes even bigger than your speeches. Obama: (chuckles) True, but at least I use complete sentences. Trump: (pauses, then laughs) Okay, that was a good one. But let’s face it, everyone loves me. The crowd sizes? Enormous. Obama: (raises an eyebrow) Sure, Donald. But the only thing bigger than your crowds is your… imagination. Trump: (grinning) And your teleprompter. Admit it, you love my rallies. Electric atmosphere. You should come to one. I’ll even let you speak—for a minute. Obama: (laughs) Tempting, but I don’t think I can handle that many red hats in one place. Besides, I prefer golf courses. Trump: (nods) Ah, golf. Now there’s something we can agree on. I’m the best golfer, you know. Obama: (playfully rolls eyes) Sure, Donald. And I’m the best rapper. Trump: (genuine curiosity) Wait, you rap? Is that true? People would love that. Let’s collab! Trump and Obama: “The Presidential Mixtape.” Obama: (laughs) Only if we name it “Bipartisan Beats.” Trump: (enthusiastically) Deal! See, folks, I can work across the aisle. I should tweet this. Obama: (checks his watch) Please don’t. Let’s just get out of this elevator first. Trump: (pressing the button again) You know what? I’ll call my team. They’re the best. They’ll have us out in no time. Obama: (deadpan) I hope they don’t build a wall around us while they’re at it. Trump: (chuckles) Okay, okay. But let’s face it, Barack, together, we’re the most famous duo in history. Obama: (smiles) You know, Donald, you might be right. We’d make a great sitcom. Trump: (snaps fingers) “The Odd Presidents.” I love it! Obama: (smirks) And the audience would be huge, right? Trump: (grinning) Tremendous. Believe me. Obama: (laughing as the elevator doors finally open) Alright, Donald, let’s take this show on the road. Just don’t expect me to wear a red tie. Trump: (walking out) Fine, but I get top billing. It’s only fair. Obama: (chuckling) You’re lucky I believe in sharing the spotlight. Trump: (smiling) And I’m lucky you have a sense of humor.

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