Sin Wasn't the Real Problem
“Byte, don’t touch that.”
Naturally, Byte touched it.
One corrupted save file, three warning screens, and a concerning amount of neon-green code later, Nova opened her eyes on the shores of Spira dressed as a summoner.
Mara looked down at the elaborate black gown that had materialized around her.
“Why am I Lulu?”
Byte sat between them wearing the smug expression of a plushie who had somehow acquired administrator privileges.
“BYTE.”
“Okay. Better question. Why are you the Moogle?”
Byte’s little X-eyes glowed brighter.
Behind them, the sky flickered.
SIN.exe has encountered an unexpected error.
Nova stared at the message floating ominously over the ocean.
“Byte… what did you do?”
A second notification appeared.
NEW OBJECTIVE: Defeat Sin.
Difficulty: ???
Autosave: OFF
Mara slowly turned toward Byte.
Byte began backing away.
“BYTE.”
“Don’t you dare.”
The plushie bolted.
Nova grabbed her staff. Mara lifted her skirt and took off after her.
Somewhere deep inside the corrupted code of Spira, Byte unlocked another achievement:
✨ WORST MOOGLE EVER ✨
And unfortunately for everyone involved…
there was still no logout button.
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